Donny’s Jokes…Thanksgiving Style!
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Brownie’s Fish
Rolling her eyes Brownie replies, ” No duh … I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet!”
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Things a Naked Guy Never Wants to Hear (Submitted from Bacon)
– I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.
– Awww, it’s cute.
– I guess this makes me the early bird.
– Why don’t we just cuddle?
– You know they have surgery to fix that.
– Make it dance.
– Can I paint a smiley face on it?
– Wow, and your feet are so big.
– It’s OK, we’ll work around it.
– Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
– Can I be honest with you?
– How sweet, you brought incense.
– This explains your car.
– Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.
– Why is God punishing me?
– At least this won’t take long.
– I never saw one like that before.
– But it still works, right?
– It looks so unused.
– Maybe it looks better in natural light.
– Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?
– Are you cold?
– If you get me really drunk first….
– Is that an optical illusion?
– What is that?
– It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.
– Does it come with an air pump?
– So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.
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Schlitz
Vince walks into JC’s and asks Bowie the bartender for a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz. Bowie says, “What’s wrong with Schlitz, don’t you like it? Vince replies, “I hate that shit”. Last night I drank a whole case of Schlitz and blew chunks. The bartender says, “You drink a case of any beer you’re going to blow chunks”. “You don’t understand” said Vince, “Chunks is my dog!”My Observation
Women are always say that giving birth to a child is more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. There is obviously no way to directly prove that they are wrong, however a year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “It would be nice to have another child.”You never hear a guy say, “It sure
would be nice to get kicked in the nuts again!”—-
I can’t believe that Thanksgiving is here already, but I’m really excited to see winter whizzing by – I can’t wait till Spring! Once again I’d like to thank all of our volunteers who helped out with the Mayfair Holmesburg Thanksgiving Parade. We couldn’t have done it without you! I’d especially like to thank Saturn, Mike LeCompt, Nick from Stem, Chowder, Jamison, Romeo Delight, Michaels Glass, and as always the Glimmer Twins for performing in the parade. We’re STILL getting emails and phone calls from people telling us how awesome you guys were! They loved you guys – Thank You!!
Speaking of Mayfair, stop on up to the Mayfair Tree lighting and Christmas Village on Sunday December 2nd starting at 1:00 right at Frankford and Cottman. All kinds of crafts (including beer) as well as Santa! The tree will be lit at dusk by our Civic Association Presidents as well as our Parade Grand Marshals – Joe DeFelice (Mayfair), Mary Benussi (Tacony), and Rich Frizell (Holmesburg). Stop on up!
Thats it gang … As always keep your jokes, pics, whathavue and whatnot coming to DonnysJokes@yahoo.com
Have FUN!!